A few differences between Twitter followers and Christ followers

Do you spend more time helping people follow Christ or follow you on Twitter?

A Twitter follower is asked to stick w/ you for 140 characters. A Christ follower is asked to stick w/ him for life.

Twitter followers can hide behind pseudonyms and criticize in a cloak of darkness. Christ followers live in the light.

Twitter champions the quick wit. Christ champions the long and narrow road.

Twitter can be searched through a myriad of hashtags. Christ can be found through one #denyyourself&followme.

Twitter updates in real time from around the world. Holy Spirit updates in real time from heaven.