My run of 28 years has come to an end. For 28 years I had been able to claim that though I incessantly drink Mountain Dew I had never gotten a cavity. I can't anymore. In fact, tomorrow I will get 3 fillings! The 28-year run has come to a screeching halt.
But, look on the bright side. I'm still 28 years without a headache or nosebleed. I'm thinking if those two are going to end they happen conjointly when I receive a massive blow to the head. I'll be on the look out for any flying anvils.
I laughed out loud, LOUD when i read this. So funny. My dad drinks a lot of Mountain Dew. You are funny.
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